RULES
KEEP IT GREEN, CLEAN, SAFE, AND SERENE:
Green- There will be a community fire- no personal fires will be permitted
*Do not burn trash/glass/etc...
*Bring "outside" wood to the fire, if you are able to: This means you may not cut any live trees, bushes, plants, or other foliage onsite. We can gather dead foliage if necessary. Violators will be ejected with NO REFUND- NO EXCEPTIONS
*LICENSED Food vendor(s) will be onsite- GOOD VIBES FOOD: MENU FOUND IN SUB-TAB UNDER FUN STUFF.
*You may prepare food at the community fire- This event is about celebrating AS A COMMUNITY.
~If a "burn ban" is in place due to drought, a kitchen will be made available for community use- you will be responsible for cleaning-up after yourselves.
Clean- LEAVE NO TRACE
*Before you leave, place all trash bags containing ALL of your trash in the dumpster located by main parking lot.
*PERSONAL HYGIENE IS IMPORTANT- Showers are FREE!! Please use them! If you need soap, deodorant, or any other item to make sure you're natural musk isn't affecting other's noses- PLEASE LET US KNOW!! Please do not use Patchouli as a substitute. Thank you!
*Sunday mid-morning there will be a community clean-up: free COFFEE for those who participate!
*Leave cabins and other buildings in the condition it was when you arrived- or better. All furniture, if present, must be replaced in its original location.
*NO SMOKING IN ANY BUILDING- P.E.R.I.O.D.- This will lead to IMMEDIATE EJECTION with NO REFUND- NO EXCEPTIONS
*DESIGNATED SMOKING AREAS: Directly outside of buildings where you find receptacles and on basketball court. You will find a canopy for smoking on the b-ball court!
*Place all "butts" in the proper receptacles! "If you don't know where your butt should go, don't be shy- let someone know!"
*If you are found to be "that guy" leaving a mess behind- expect to be "called-out" and banned from future events/celebrations.
Safe- The following rules are in place for EVERYONE'S SAFETY-
~~~~~ WE DO NOT TAKE SAFETY LIGHTLY- We want you to have fun, but not at the cost of anyone's safety. You are all important- Come and go in ONE PIECE! ~~~~~
*NO:
-VIOLENCE
-WEAPONS
-DRUGS: for those of you who DON'T know, YES- The contents of a "Tank” ARE considered a drug when not used for the purpose the manufacturer intended- Just sayin'
-GLASS BOTTLES OUTSIDE OF YOUR SLEEPING QUARTERS
-UNAUTHORIZED PERSONS TENDING THE FIRE: Fire is hot! "For real?" - "No, for fake!" We do not need anyone thinking, "I got this! Oh sh!t! Maybe not! F#(K! That's gonna hurt later! Ooohh no- was that a red hot ember I just saw fly past SleezyD's head? Scotty- don't step on that hot coooo-oh no!" Scotty kicking large red hot ember in amusement- hot stuff goes everywhere and next thing we know we have a hell of a HOT MESS on YOUR hands all because you did not follow this simple rule. (Vivid un-pretty picture painted for people thinking, "Why not?")
-PYROTECHNICS: No fireworks, fire poi, hoops, etc... (Venue rules)
-UNDERAGE DRINKING: That stated- If you are 21+ and find someone under 21 consuming alcoholic beverages- You have our permission to confiscate his or her alcohol for yourself! YES- YOU READ THAT CORRECTLY- TAKE THE BOOZE FROM THE KIDDOS and PLEASE, find a member of our Event Control Management team immediately.
-ALCOHOL INSIDE THE POOL AREA: Legal stuff… just don’t.
-CIGARETTES/ETC... INSIDE THE POOL: again, just don’t.
*SOLO cups or soda/water bottles are to be used. If drinking from original alcohol containers (ie. Beer can, bottle, etc…), you must do so in designated areas (indoors).
*If you plan on sleeping in your automobile, at no time should you be intoxicated while sitting in the front seat of your vehicle- not even the passenger seat. Accidents happen- we do not want to go fishing for Tim’s car in the creek because he accidentally knocked it into neutral or whatever. Also, do not leave your vehicle idle while you sleep.
*Please refrain from water activities while under the influence
Please do not take any of this lightly. What may seem "safe" at the time, COULD be a BAD DECISION with irreversible consequences.
Serene- We all want an easy-going, laid-back weekend. We are coming together to celebrate! Help us help you achieve this!
*Show the entertainment your appreciation- just dance!
*Sharing is caring
*Participate- involve yourself in a workshop, go meet your wUnderland neighbors, visit vendors- even if only to say, “Hello!”
*NO NUDITY ALLOWED- No exceptions. Pasties and/or loincloths are NOT considered clothing. THONGS ARE NOT ACCEPTABLE ATTIRE EITHER- MALE OR FEMALE.
*If you have a problem with a person, don’t talk to them.
*If someone has a problem with you, don’t talk to them.
*If you need help with one of the above, or any other matter, please find a member of staff to assist you.
~Just keep in mind- PLUR is dead. We need help reviving it. Somehow along the way the most important part got lost: R- Responsibility!
So, in the spirit of this “Death to PLURR” revolution; we want to challenge you.
R.R.U.L.P.- PUT RESPONSIBILITY FIRST.
Responsibility, Respect, Unify (Unity), Love… or Peace OUT
**WE DO NOT HAVE “SECURITY”- YOU ARE ALL ADULTS- SECURE YOURSELVES, EACH OTHER, AND YOUR OWN SH!T. We do have our Event Control Management team in place. Team members are not here to babysit, play go-for, or any other form of entertainment for you. Our ECM members are paid for just that: To help control and manage the event.
These are the main rules. If you feel you are unable to follow them, then don’t follow them- somewhere else.
As always
R.O.A.R. – If you do not know what this means- Google it.
**In order to expedite your entry, please PRINT, complete, and sign the Rules Acknowledgment/Registration Agreement before arriving at wUnderland. If you are unable to do so, copies will be made available at the main gate.
Liability waivers are required to be signed before entry and can be found upon check-in.